pee pee toucher

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

by jon f May 15, 2005

pee pee toucher

homosexual male

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.

by sealion8 January 07, 2009

PEE PEE TOUCHER

Child molester that enjoys touching little boys “pee pee’s”. Also known as a CHOMO short for child molester.

watch out for that guy in the van with a mustache he’s a pee pee toucher.

by BigTony89 March 03, 2020

Pee pee toucher

A pee pee toucher is someone who loves to touch other boys pee pees. They are usually called mark, and love to suck the pee pee as well. Sometimes they kidnap the boys in special pee pee vans and drive them away forever.

Liam: hey isn’t that van a little bit close to us? It could be a pee pee toucher van
Ryan: *nose runs* don’t chop off my head!!
Mark: *gets out of van* get here little boy I have free sonic games!
Liam: ok

Ryan: *shits himself*

by Ima Fucking noncé April 06, 2019

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 11, 2003

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003