pedophile priest 

^FUCK YOU they are pedophiles!

When a 40 or 50 or 60 yr old man rapes a 14 yr old boy in church then that's some sick motherfuckin shit goin down there.

Predators should be locked up or put to death accordingly.

pedophile priest by disgusted February 29, 2004

pedophile priest 

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

pedophile priest by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

pedophile priest 

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

pedophile priest by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

pedophile priests 

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys

pedophile priests or pp's for short

pedophile priests by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 21, 2004

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023