paw/patrol 

A big bitch who enjoys drinking cum straight out of the dick while getting fisted.

Oh they're transphobic? Def paw/patrol

paw/patrol by idk nah August 31, 2021

Paw Patrol 

A sick TV show that the entire freshman class is into.

Freshman 1: Ayy, ever heard of Paw Patrol?
Freshman 2: Nigga the whole Freshman class is into that shit.

Paw Patrol by Tewpack Shaqueer May 30, 2018

Paw Patrol 

The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.

Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(

Paw Patrol by FuryFreeze2055 June 14, 2016

Paw Patrol 

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.

:( paw patrol is a messed up show.

Paw Patrol by One little hellian November 13, 2017

Paw Patrol 

Paw Patrol is a cringe show for kids and also a copy of the Transformers: Rescue Bots. Paw Patrol breaks the law of reality, for an example:

Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"

Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died

Paw Patrol by Horizon13 June 5, 2021

Paw patrol 

One of the best shows ever

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?
That one bitch: “eww”

Paw patrol by Nukethewhales August 2, 2018

Paw Patrol 

Anyone who is 12 or over will get cancer by watching this show please refrain from any paw patrol shows or merchandise it will kill!!

Stay away from paw patrol it’s supposedly really dangerous to watch

Paw Patrol by MistyCubed May 31, 2018