An overbearing older female relative who orders everyone around, tries to control everybody around her, and thinks she is a welho about everything in existence, meanwhile she screws up even the simplest of tasks and her own life is a pathetic wreck.
"After years of her putting me down, bad-mouthing me behind my back, and telling me how to raise my child, my husband stopped speaking to his mother."
"You poor thing! She sounds like a real Patsy."
"You poor thing! She sounds like a real Patsy."
by lilpuppie November 5, 2006
Little black dog that is normally 9 pounds and is a mix of a Toy Poodle and a Yorkie also known as Yorkiepoo and normally a female dog that is a Patsy she's also loves to play bite Love's going on walks scared of the world will stay underneath your feet scared of dogs even if they're smaller than her 3 years old skinny likes to poop and pee on the floor likes to eat your garbage refuses to pee or poop outside very malleable can put above your head on her stomach and will not care put her upside down she will not care loves her owner a lot has a grey and blue and white collar with two metal things on it was the first one is for where the leash hook goes and the second one is the one with her name and where she lives on it sort of fluffy gets very fluffy before a haircut and get shaved down after a haircut little black nose sharp teeth very cute and loving real dog
Patsy is so cute
by Big papa and pimp September 3, 2020
by Brenda Davidson April 17, 2008
A person who accidently transports Class A drugs abroad, after his / her mates leave them in his / her bag, without him / her knowing. Really
by Markus January 11, 2005
A Patsy is a very old woman who likes plants, gardening, deaf and likes bringing little children into her house and raping them. She often blames the wrong people (mostly Asians) and a Patsy is normally white. She loves taking other peoples football and keeping it while she grows plants in it.
by PATSYTHEPEDOPHILE September 1, 2017
Usually a women thats very sweet and kind, and can be very shy at certain times. Also a girl that can break hearts, Patsy is a known name for a cheater, but as soon as you look into her eyes all you wanna do is forgive her. Shes a beautiful and usually a blonde or dirty blonde. Any girl is lucky to be with Patsy because they''ll be together for a long time, and Patsy will make it all worth it.
by JESUSHASRISEEEEEEN October 22, 2013
Patsie is a selfish person who likes to use Jeremy Kyle to solve all her problems. She is loved by many but also despised by many. She is of an unloving and uncaring nature and lets nohing get in her way. She is of medium stature, plenty of wrinkles with short mousey hair. She hates children despite having her own and cant keep a relationship with commitment involved.
by MoueeB November 28, 2011