1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.
Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
by mbrewer32 July 5, 2016
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John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
by Likhakha December 26, 2019
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Much like passed gas but when you fart it hurts.
That fart hurt so much, it feels like I just passed glass.
by Hollyfcknrae September 14, 2019
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The act of reading a document or information and passing/sharing it with others
here is the class list, please puff n pass
by grammar queen March 2, 2018
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Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."
by 4X4animals February 28, 2016
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Enables the usage of talken/talko in referring to Jacob Falkenek. The pass is can only be granted by Talken himself and usage of this word when banned will lead to grave consequences.

Permanent banned include:

Thea Broqvist
Oliva Ögren
Marcus G
Elias L
Erik D
Mikael K
Ludvig M
Alla av det kvinnliga könet
"Talken vad fan gör du i badkaret?"
"Du har inte t-word pass, akta dig"
by TalkoDR September 29, 2020
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Spiritual awakening you participate with your friends which includes gathering the mighty puff in your lungs and passing it on
Deno : give me some puff puff pass

Papi matete : don’t you have asthma
by Tow-esh January 16, 2022
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