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Pasty Pal 

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.
I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.
Pasty Pal by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

the party palace 

A place where reoccurring epic parties happen.
Lets go to The Party Palace! I'm in need of a epic party.

Party Palace 

A place that looks calm and serine from the outside, but contains non-stop partying on the inside. This partying is due to many things, such as; "babe of the year", sweet "mini-fridge", old stereo, and mega-hottie "Jill of the Jungle".

Non-stop chillaxin also takes place in the palce of party.
Cool Guy #1: Where you goin?
Cool Guy #2: Dude! The Party Palace.
Cool Guy #1: Wow that's totally sweet, can I come?
Cool Guy #2: I dunno, can you handle non-stop party and chillaxin action?
Party Palace by Burt Ho! May 27, 2004

Part Time Pal 

Those best friends who decide that it's okay to disappear for months at a time and not speak to you, only to come back as if they never left asking for a favour!
John: "I haven't heard from Peter for a while"
Mikey: "Yeah, he's such a part time pal"
Peter: "Hey guys I haven't seen you in 3 months can I borrow £300?"
Part Time Pal by MCgiggity December 10, 2011

Third Party Face Palm 

thurd pahr-tee feys pahm

The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.

Palm Party 

Masterbating, jerking off , having a good time with your penis.
My girlfriend came home early from work last night and caught me in the bathroom having a palm party.
Palm Party by mitchywitchy October 17, 2018