by Yourtattooparlor May 3, 2022
It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.
“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”
by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022
An establishment where you dine while you are being discreetly serviced (getting blowjob) under the table.
Hey you want to hit up a dinning parlor? It's my birthday?
Hi son time for you to lose your virginity, just tell your mom we going to a dinning parlor.
Hi son time for you to lose your virginity, just tell your mom we going to a dinning parlor.
by BananaNutmeg2 July 17, 2022
What da spider famously tried to play on da fly through verbal enticement --- i.e., inviting in said buzzy being with promises of fine and homey accommodations.
Even modern-day folks could take a lesson from Mary Howitt's early-1800's kiddie-poem --- there are always gonna be plenty of deceitful shysters around who will try all number of "parlor tricks" on you in an attempt to lure you into their "webs of deception", such as financial scams, empty promises of romance, false/exaggerated claims or destitution, etc.
by QuacksO July 11, 2023