parkerson 

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.

Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!

parkerson by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017

porkemon 

the children's show pokemon turned into a porno.

freak- "did you see that porkemon video on the internet!? it was great!"

normal person- "fuck you"

porkemon by jack-knob May 30, 2009

Partymonger 

A person that will always convince you to party, especially if you're unmotivated or hungover.

Lyle: "I'm so shakey and bloated, I will never party again. I retire."
Sage: "Don't be a fag on Natturday... let's shotgun some Natty and start this game of wizard sticks."
Lyle: "You're such a partymonger! Where would I be without you? My Nattmare is over!"

Partymonger by Burt Bitchin October 15, 2014

pokeymon

a fat, ugly chick who thinks she looks good.

you see that pokeymon smiling at you

pokeymon by patty, noemy October 20, 2005

joanna parkerson 

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell

She is such a joanna parkerson

joanna parkerson by L1lTroll August 31, 2016

perkymon 

a person that takes/abuses perks.

similarly, a zanimal is a person that takes/abuses zanax

person 1: dude whats up with him?
person 2: oh he's a mad perkymon.

perkymon by scanner darkly July 13, 2010

parcemon 

Parcemon is the best guy you will ever know, you can trust him and he will never betray you. Handsome, smart and noble are some of the best things he has as a person.

I would love to have a Parcemon in my life!

parcemon by parcemon November 23, 2021