paris hilton's monkey 

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

paris hilton's monkey by beanfootage August 17, 2006

paris hilton's monkey 

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

paris hilton's monkey by beanfootage September 13, 2008

Paris Hilton Syndrome 

Being of spoiled rich offspring having no clue about the struggles of the working class.

The real problem with most corporations is Paris Hilton Syndrome.

Paris Hilton Syndrome by newlifeeeternal December 15, 2011

Paris Hilton Syndrome 

A sort of sick disease, when a person finds themselves waking up in a different bed everyday. May include temptations to throw away all property that is not pink. People affected may spend all their worldly lifetime savings on things such as breast implants, ass implants, pink poodles, and big pink bags to carry the poodles around in.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.

Girl 1: I feel so weird! My ass seems to get larger everyday, my toilet seat is suddenly pink, and i haven't slept in my own bed for almost a month! What do you think is wrong with me?
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!

Paris Hilton Syndrome by L.I.M June 30, 2010

Paris Hilton syndrome 

To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc

To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.

To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.

To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.

To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.

When beauty takes up 120% of your time.

I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!

I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!

Paris Hilton syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

paris hilton style 

the act of fucking a skinny chick in the ass in the dark, and only getting about half way in there. also involves getting it all on tape in night vision and putting it on the web, also see hanoi hilton

"last night sucked, i finally got her to do anal but she pulled a paris hilton style on me, i only got halfway in adn now every douche on the internet can see almost half or if not all of my unit"

paris hilton style by aaron, aka, god of being awesome and emperor of aaronstan December 3, 2003

paris hilton style 

a form a of torture by forcing people to listen to real fucked up songs like "stars are blind"

that douche bag kevin federline AKA "K-Fed" is screwing us all paris hilton style

paris hilton style by koolkas August 12, 2006