Some Guy- I had such a great night with my girl yesterday.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.
by M0/\/ty December 01, 2017
When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
A move used in BDSM pornographic videos, B-list horror movies, and sometimes other cases involving a hostage. The hold renders the victim completely immobile and helpless. She (it's always a she) will make little or no attempt to break free and will allow herself to be bound, killed, or led around by the captor.
The patient was fucked by the doctor after he used The Paralyzing Hold on her.
The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.
The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.
The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.
The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.
by shlacka January 02, 2011
While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.
That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.
by caca_huates April 19, 2009
by steele88 March 25, 2006
When you are in the act of having sexual intercourse with a girl she goes limp and passes out like she is paralyzed
I was talking to a girl and she said that she didn't wake up until morning after Nick pulled the Baby Face Paralyzer on her last night
by Billy McSavage November 24, 2009
When you jerk off too much and your weak ass arm cannot handle the g-forces and either becomes numb or just fucking falls off your body.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!
Me: I have Masturbation Paralyzation.
Doctor: OH SHIT! Get him to the ER, we only have minutes to operate!
by WhiterThanKevinJames'Vagina May 07, 2018

