banach-tarski paradox

i have a ball
i break it
i put the broken pieces back together
there are now two distinct balls
how the fuck
the banach-tarski paradox is theoretical
by iiodx July 04, 2025
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Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.
Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox
by Negredo February 06, 2024
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paradox live

a mixed media project with banger music that will make you even more depressed than you already are. not so skibidi.
'omg a new paradox live voice drama drops next week!'
'catch these hands avex, i'm going to act up if gokuluck get pwned again'
by kentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 16, 2024
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The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
by EU Terrorist November 05, 2019
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hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 15, 2020
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Russel paradox

The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.
by mc.stilts July 18, 2022
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