All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.
The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.
The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.
The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.
by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023
1.A cloth used to cover the vaginal area of a woman. Similar to a man's underwear or boxers.
2. Best invention alive.
3.Best attention grabber for men.
2. Best invention alive.
3.Best attention grabber for men.
by Cryptix1 April 29, 2012
Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!
by SlopNChop November 18, 2017
by Yummmmmmmy May 13, 2019
by Smitty134 October 17, 2010
Lydia : Hey baby have you seen my Panties?
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
by SlopNChop October 28, 2019
Those things that will inevitably be ruined on your period. They also tend to be removed by other people during sexual interactions. They are typically stored in drawers and you should probably wash them, otherwise they're going to end up not smelling very nice.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 11, 2016