Pancake Tits 

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.

Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.

Pancake Tits by Oauren Llson February 10, 2006

Pancake Tits 

Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.

Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.

Pancake Tits by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

pancake tits 

very flat sagging breasts, native to most internet women. especially numerous in those with children, usually accompanied by stretchmarks and or some form of piercing to make them seem more alluring.

the strippers at that club were disgusting, they all had pancake tits and stretchmarks.

pancake tits by anal princess December 7, 2003

Pancake Tits 

Very flat, Sagging, Oddly Shaped or malformed breasts, usally in the shape of Pancakes resulting from either old age, or a tight-ass Bra. Not attractive at all. Usally accompanied by Peircings, or a Cellulite covered ass. Nobody likes Thunder Thighs and Pancake Tits.

I thought That girl Raven was okay lookin', but then I saw them Pancake tits, and I was like "Damn, girl got that IHOP open 24/7".

Pancake Tits by SamIamwashere March 18, 2009

pancake tits 

When a females breasts lack volume and suppleness. They lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.

Very saggy and unappealing breasts.

When she took her bra off and showed me her pancake tits I decided not to go to IHOP for breakfast the next morning.

pancake tits by blufftonsc December 25, 2008

pancake tits 

When a females breasts lack volume and suppleness. They lie flat against the chest as if two empty grocery bags were stapled to her ribcage and filled with a little bit of water.

Very saggy and unappealing breasts.

When she took her bra off and showed me her pancake tits I decided not to go to IHOP for breakfast the next morning.

pancake tits by blufftonsc April 26, 2007

pancake tits 

breasts that resemble large flat pancakes, typically containing a large amount of oil and smell of cheese.

look at that chicks pancake tits, theyre sick.

pancake tits by Perm Tip February 7, 2007