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Info someone has this as their last name, fuck them im not kidding. They are so good at fucking
Damn I want more from that Pachon kid😩
pachon by YessirMomo May 29, 2021
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pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022
A shift or turning point in a literary work. Derived from a high school English teacher, pichonque, or pîchonquè, is often used sarcastically.
"That's the first pichonque!"

"Correct, Myles Odom and the Charms!"
pichonque by Wickham October 7, 2013
Pachine is a multi meaning word invented by twitch streamer Coziestpeak509 which can be used to define and label someone who’s a punk, bitch, cocksucker, whack dweeb or someone who wants to follow the rules and doesn’t do homie shit and instead chooses to go to sleep early and be a square. For Example a pachine can be getting wrecked in a 1v1 then run and hide with their teammates so a bunch of pachines can 1v4 you. Don’t restrict the use of the word pachine. You know a pachine when you see/come across one. If you see a pachine in public just laugh and in your head say to yourself what a pachine.
You know that dude Cozie? Yea, he’s such a pachine.
pachine by TTVillimpulse October 2, 2021
That word that you love and just say randomly. It is a prehistoric rhino unicorn who smells like flowers and chili. He is you best friend and has a brother that is called squatchops hehe. :)
When your taking a poo you scream pachops just for the fun of it or reading a book and getting bored for example you flip the page and scream pachops's brother squatchops is dead.
Pachops by KINGOFDONUTS July 5, 2012

pachinkaponk 

To make love to someone
(also known as “pachink”)
I drove to your house early tonight because I couldn’t wait to pachinkaponk you.

We used to pachink to some wonderful erotic Christmas songs during the holidays.
pachinkaponk by theemojan October 20, 2020

Mark Pacione 

(n) the coolest, most faithful guy ArchBalt has ever seen. He is the epitome of amazing. BEST DIRECTOR OF YOUTH & YOUNG ADULT MINISTRY EVER!
Mark Pacione is going to be at HighLI!!!!!!
Mark Pacione by maria1234a November 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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