Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
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To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
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When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.
O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉
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National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
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It means someone who can actually do what they’re supposed to, they meet the expectations and do their job
Jimmy just got back from the army and he’s going off about how civvies can’t pull their own weight.
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A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
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