oscar the grouch

Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.

"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"

Not for you you cheap ass.

"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"

*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*

by Chile3000 June 25, 2005

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After you are done bangin' an intoxicated booty call, you get up out of bed, throw the bitch over your shoulder, and toss him/her into a trash can/dumpster where they belong.

Damn, I gave her two minutes to get clothed, then I had to Oscar the Grouch that bitch!

by Craig-James August 08, 2006

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(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"

(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl

1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.

2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.

by Lenny the Fourth September 01, 2005

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v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act

(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

by Primal Poopy Butt May 05, 2011

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