French Opening

Noun:
The butthole.

Verb:
The opening of the anus.

Synonyms:
Corn Chute, Turd Tunnel, Crap Cannon, Shit Shooter, Balloon Knot, Monkey Button, Portal to Paradise, Stink star, Hershey Highway, Shit Pit, Brown Eye, Chocolate Starfish, Rusty Bullet Hole, Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

Shaun: I was in the French Opening yesterday for my first time!
Kurt: Oh, I love tennis!
Shaun: No, I mean my boyfriends French Opening.

by Christiangirlss June 3, 2017

Open Interest

its when a girl uncrosses her legs

Don't call me or put me down unless we have sufficient open interest.

by zebra_2011 February 10, 2011

Notepad opens everything

Expression used when talking about the windows program called Notepad.

It is only used when you want to tell anyone about opening , for example, a .JPG file (image file) on it

Person 1: "Dude look at this! Notepad opened this image!*

Person 2: "Well, like I told you, Notepad opens everything!"

by NormalFery April 6, 2022

Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkk

Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkk

Well open eyes big big towards BTS the kpop group kkk

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.

"Time to open the ketchup!

by Federally April 17, 2017

dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.

I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening

by Dellamia September 7, 2017

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022