one inch wonder 

The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.

Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.

one inch wonder by quarter inch killaz r c00l yo January 10, 2006

One Inch Wonder 

Used to describe a penis that, when erect, measures ~1 one inch.

"Hey, you know Tom, when his GF found out he had a One Inch Wonder, he was dumped straight away."

"After I took that pill, my One Inch Wonder was raring to go."

One Inch Wonder by Joey935 April 1, 2015

one inch wonder 

A one inch penis, or a very small penis when arroused.

The man showed the woman his one inch wonder

one inch wonder by someguy May 13, 2005

One Inch Wonder 

What you have and I don't have.

"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.

One Inch Wonder by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

one inch wonder 

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.

When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.

one inch wonder by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019