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One Inch Wonder 

Used to describe a penis that, when erect, measures ~1 one inch.
"Hey, you know Tom, when his GF found out he had a One Inch Wonder, he was dumped straight away."

"After I took that pill, my One Inch Wonder was raring to go."
One Inch Wonder by Joey935 April 1, 2015

one inch wonder 

A one inch penis, or a very small penis when arroused.
The man showed the woman his one inch wonder
one inch wonder by someguy May 13, 2005

One Inch Wonder 

What you have and I don't have.
"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.
One Inch Wonder by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

one inch wonder 

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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