Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017
Get the one eyed bald man in a turtleneckmug. Get the one eyed bald man in a turtleneckmug.