A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.
“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”
by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006
One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"
"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"
"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
"yep"
"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"
"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
by HaleysHeresat October 27, 2008
When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest
Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
by lolcatinhat September 16, 2013
When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.
by Creamcheesebagel July 12, 2020
An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.
by Barry June 4, 2004
by CMHMA1 January 1, 2008
A person who likes to act incredibly bitchy, but can't handle bitchiness in return and gets disproportionately hurt feelings. Usually demonstrated in the interwebz, as one-way bitches rarely have the balls to demonstrate bitchy behavior to anyone's face.
Tiffany: Did you see what Sparrow said in the blog comments?!
Augusta: Yeah, but as soon as you give it back she gets all emotional.
Tiffany: She's a one-way bitch.
Augusta: Yeah, but as soon as you give it back she gets all emotional.
Tiffany: She's a one-way bitch.
by Brittaful February 21, 2010