Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheal ordered a red sofa and it still hasn't arrived and he is very upset. if you see anything red you can say its as red as Mr cheals sofa

omg your socks are as red as Mr cheals red sofa.

by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

on the red sofa

having a period

You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.

by The Font March 18, 2015