on the loaf

adj.: describes a person or thing that is out of order, operating outside normal parameters; crazy; trippin'; drunk or high on drugs

Worker1: Man, what's the deal with Kevin today? He's not making any sense.
Worker2: Yeah, he's ON THE LOAF.

My computer is ON THE LOAF; it keeps freezing up on me.

by thematt999 June 30, 2005

to loaf

to chill. to hang out

1. I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf.
2. My favorite place to loaf is at the corsa park.

by fujofan September 19, 2010

Loafing

To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.

"Loafing does the body good"

by Slackers April 5, 2003

loaf

when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

Look at that little loaf!!!

by shamonay June 11, 2022

loaf

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

by Clearly Me September 24, 2009

Loafing

1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.

"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"

by icepick008 April 26, 2015

loafing

bullcraapping around; wasting time; a big procrastinater.

Ay you loafing, you better hurry up and do ms. johnson essay.

by WashingtonDC123 June 15, 2010