Let's put the head back on the chicken 

When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.

We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken

Let's put the head back on the chicken by winthelove January 7, 2019

hitting the nail too squarely on the head 

Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.

I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.

hitting the nail too squarely on the head by kwebb1265 October 21, 2010

Pat short people on the head week 

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

Pat short people on the head week by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

heads on the wall 

When a place is awesome beyond any adequate description- like a bar with no cover and 50 cent drafts of beer...with deer heads on the wall. When you know an evening is going to result in many LOLs and OMGs.

no cover and 50 cent drinks, go holla
i got shit faced for only fo' dolla
there are heads on the wall, i'm heads on the wall.

OR

Let's get heads on the wall tonight, I don't have work tomorrow.

heads on the wall by nbflstrikeforce October 3, 2009

The coin landed on heads

Being lucky! 😎

The coin landed on heads when he tried to get Phainon from HSR

The coin landed on heads by KoZo_PaLaGa September 2, 2026