on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

by Nonflyingfarang January 11, 2008

Gettin' blown on the throne

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.

Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.

by C. H. Diddlemehole October 17, 2007

Sleep on the Throne

A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.

OH MY GOD, Jeremy asked me to sleep on the throne with him.

by Lakelyn Busbee November 3, 2018

Clashcranking on the Throne

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.

Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting

by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025