by el brado August 24, 2004
by Buzzter April 18, 2008
An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
by Benncm May 16, 2010
by clayton April 3, 2004
An acronym for "oh my fucking stars", OMFS is commonly uttered by buttpirates, furfaggots, and neckbearded basement-dwellers to express surprise.
The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass.
Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists also use it to express their hatred of christfags and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Of Nazareth.
Yes, that Jesus Christ.
The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass.
Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists also use it to express their hatred of christfags and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Of Nazareth.
Yes, that Jesus Christ.
OMFS! Let's have teh gay buttsects!
OMFS! Did you see that furry's throbbing, black furcock?!
OMFS! Dawkins damn it.
OMFS! Did you see that furry's throbbing, black furcock?!
OMFS! Dawkins damn it.
by Cockfuck McGhee October 24, 2010
"OMS" "On My Soul" OMFS" On My Fuckin Soul" Another word for putting something on your soul. You dead ass tho, so you gotta put that "fuckin" in there, cuz you serious.
by IIPFFTII May 3, 2016
by Oh My Fizzy Soda July 17, 2008