Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.
Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021
A big dick with two fucknuts as its friends who lives in a scrotum. Likes to go into dark caves and lives in a forest.
by Ianlicksmyballs May 3, 2011
A person that may or may not be wearing a white sweatshirt who may or may not have an affinity for CD players and goes to the bathroom
He is an oliver lamer
by Yoloswagbot December 12, 2017
“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
by EvWatson February 18, 2022
Oliver Sykes is the sexiest leadsinger from a Metal band alive. He‘s also known as Oli Sykes. He is hot. He has cool tattoos. Yes that’s it :)
by chelseasmilingcliffo January 6, 2019
Oliver Sykes is the hottest man in the whole world. He sings in the band Bring me the horizon he also haves a wife (although I would rather be his wife) Alissa Salls . He is a vegan he technically just eats grass but I respect that. He also has a clothing line drop dead which I wish I could afford. He has been cheated before by his previous wife. I love him. Instagram:suckerformusicc
by suckerformusicc April 24, 2019
If you talk trash about Oliver sykes I'll find you and beat your ass while blasting Sempiternal & There Is A Hell Believe Me I've Seen It. There Is A Heaven Let's Keep It A Secret
by Random Frickin Person November 15, 2019