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old dusty trail 

Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.
Hey, I heard you rode her old dusty trail! Awesome, man!! Now, let's fuck some Nuns!
old dusty trail by Fathom 40 February 6, 2015

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail 

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.

Dusty Old Bones 

The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."
Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"

Dusty Old Hag 

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
Dusty Old Hag by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
dusty old muffin by Bub4 February 11, 2017