old dusty trail

Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.
Hey, I heard you rode her old dusty trail! Awesome, man!! Now, let's fuck some Nuns!
by Fathom 40 February 06, 2015
mugGet the old dusty trailmug.

Dusty Old Bones

The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."
Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"
by hiddendriveway March 20, 2009
mugGet the Dusty Old Bonesmug.

Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021
mugGet the Dusty Old Hagmug.

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
by Bub4 February 11, 2017
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Dusty Old Bones

A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.
That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!
by GeorgiePatton July 23, 2012
mugGet the Dusty Old Bonesmug.
Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!
by Human_person123 December 15, 2021
mugGet the Creepy crusty dusty old manmug.
What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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