obesoid

Noun. It's a portmanteau of obese + humanoid. Therefore it is someone who is so obese that they are barely recognizable as human (especially from the perspective of people outside the U.S. who aren't accustomed to seeing such obesity). Pronounced "OH-buh-zoid."

I went to Nick Tahou's for lunch and some obesoid ate TWO garbage plates by himself. He must have weighed 400 pounds.

obesoid by Dr. Marcus G. March 4, 2024

Obeseiditis 

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=[

"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"

Obeseiditis by boney_babes December 25, 2007

Obesidick 

When a woman (or man) is so fat, that when they sit with their legs spread, their blubber slides down between their legs and makes it look like they have a huge elephant cock in their pants. They're basically the mascots of 'murica.

Guy 1: "I swear this fat bitch was eating mayonaise out of a jar."
Guy 2: "You're lucky she was on a rascal scooter, or else you would have seen her obesidick."

Obesidick by Cinereo January 26, 2013

Obesident 

When you accidentally eat a large amount of food in one sitting without realizing.

Oops! I had an obesident. I ate the whole bag of chips!

Obesident by mikezpizza February 17, 2019

Obesodia 

Hate of fatasses

Obesodia is the new black

Obesodia by BadFriday August 29, 2022