by Kailey Girl October 17, 2016
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by mi_ve May 1, 2006
What you call of person who has zero accountability, nor does he expect it from the people around them. Able to blame 60 years of problems on a governor who has not served even one term.
I was elected mayor of a shit-hole of a city in 1999, and a I pulled a Martin O'malley by blaming a governor that did not run until 2002.
by Bob CHC January 27, 2005
O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.
Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.
Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.
Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?
Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.
Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?
Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.
Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?
by Nick Cave August 16, 2010
An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty O'Malley is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.
My girlfriend didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty O'Malley. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.
by Boss Horndawg February 13, 2008
The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.
Doesnt give a crap about the city.
Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.
Loved by The Baltimore Sun
Doesnt give a crap about the city.
Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.
Loved by The Baltimore Sun
by bryan November 4, 2004