A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps.
Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
"hey, I'm bored in class, I think I'll ask to go to the school nurse so I can waste some time before lunch"
"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"
"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"
"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
by JennyC October 16, 2012
Bitches that don't even help us. They simply give us ice when we break our goddamn NOSE. Bitch do you even help us? Do you have a fucking degree for this? Please let principals fire you. You're just as useless as Donald Trump.
Student: School nurse I broke my arm, can you call the Doctor?
School Nurse: Have some ice and continue playing!
Student: what the fuck
School Nurse: Have some ice and continue playing!
Student: what the fuck
by leviswindex November 16, 2020
by angelina#5724 (discord) May 26, 2020
When you bury your face so deep between her butt cheeks while eating her from the back that you wake up the next morning with Pink Eye.
After Todd's 4th School Nurse, he realized he needed to work on his technique or stockpile Pink Eye ointment.
by Teddy Jaymse November 26, 2021