Numbty

(n)A person who is absolutely useless at the task they are undertaking.

A person who is cannon fodder on any shoot em up.

by Aceformat December 15, 2003

Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

by cargo_4 May 20, 2004

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

numpty muffin

numpty muffins are idots who hate the French

Bob is such a numpty muffin

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.

person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!

by punchlinestapler September 22, 2010

numty

numty is another term for idiot or stupid. someone without sense, or just a straight up fucking retard

"Oh god dammit steve, you took a shit on my coat again?! Fucking numty"

by NineMonthMedia March 27, 2009