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nuk (pronunced: nuck) is a word that can be used to describe an event, person, or inanimate object. Random or intense situations often involving alcohol, marijuana, drunk girls, friends, hazing and general tom-foolery are nuk situations.

Referred to as "nukking off", doing something stupid or hilarious could make you a nuk.

Popularized by Phi Sigs around West Virginia University, those nuks have left havoc in the wake of their parties. Nukking off in Morgantown is a common occurrence, where beer and jersey guidos are plentiful. Being a nuk is neither good nor bad, because you probably made someone laugh somewhere by describing you as 'that nuk'.
Tito: Did Matt just puke on that girl?
Sean: Yeah, what a nuk.

Remember that nuk bitch who pissed herself twice on the couch last night?

I was nukkin off last night when i ate an 8th of shrooms, a bomb ass e pill, and decided to hit the gym.

Patrick: I'm goin' home with a fat girl tonight.
Pete: Bro quit nukkin'

I had a hard day at work, where's the bong? I'm about to be that other nuk tonight!
by ThatOtherNuk August 26, 2009
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As black people say "Nig", white people say "Nuk" which is short for nukka
"ye ye nuk"
"yo, get that nuk off mah coat"
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Nothing or a lack of something. Can be used to convey a lack of people, objects, time, or explanation.
"This shit ain't worth nuk!"
"I have to leave because of something!" reply with "Nuk!" To show your lack of satisfaction with their excuse.

"There was nuk at the club!"
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A term of whitebread affection, usually employed by dumb Texan rednecks.
SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt, Nuk!
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