Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

Ask your crush out

October 6 to ask your crush out

Hey did you know it’s ask your crush out day

by Boom thang chicken wang October 6, 2021

Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 15, 2017

Your ancestor a dyke

Worst than
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your grandpa a trap

Use this to kill a person
Bob: your grandpa a trap
Jimmy: your ancestor a dyke
*Bob dies and gets his ass cheeks clapped by satan

by Dykesaregay March 15, 2018

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

ya today is national teacher day soo yea

UwU i slap my teachers face (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3

i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022