Can’t relate

A phrase used by the iconic multi millionaire youtuber Jeffree Star. It means that if you never experienced something you cannot relate on it.

Local: I want to go into Gucci but I don’t think they’ll let me in because I look poor and homeless

Jeffree: Can’t relate *walks in and buys 10,000 worth of gucci*

Local: *cries in poor*

by Natexclip September 17, 2018

relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.

He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.

by NakedDan January 4, 2011

relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.

My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.

by Kathleen Breach February 6, 2008

Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

by Schmitstahhh January 28, 2011

sexual relations

Bill Clinton didn't have 'em with Monica L.

Accordin' to himself

by Pwn20r2!!! March 11, 2005

Prick Relation

Australian slang for a relative that isn't related by blood but only by marriage. i.e. brother in-law, cousin in-law, parents in-laws, basically all in-laws...

Me : " Geez mate that brother in-law of yours is a complete dickhead for getting absolutely pissed as a fart at the BBQ then trying to set the cat on fire. You must be really proud he's family...."
Jono : "Fuck off yer wanker pull your head in he's a Prick Relation...."

by Juscath June 17, 2019