Nothing is non existent because if nothing was real then it wouldn't be nothing. But, "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.
person 1: hey

person 2: Hi!

person 1: What even is nothing

person2: uhh... I... whoah...what is nothing?

Being defined... "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.

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What even is nothing?
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you'r low on ammo, be even-triggered and pick the most impotent targets.
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In the norwigan story even tollefsen is usally a cowerd he is affriad of everything however he is a romantic. he spends his hole life chasing afther the love of his life Herman and Live. Even tollefsen has one of the first transgenger/gay persons in norway. to call someone a Even tollefsen mean gay or transgenger. to call a even tollefsen er not a bad word in norwigan howeverit can be a innsult to be called it if you are a dude

today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.

Even tollefsen was gay and transgen
what would even tollefsen would do
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Quitting time, hometime; the workday's end and the evening following it, used for relaxation or leisure.

The concept originates from the German word Feierabend. Young German people use it in their daily conversations.
Now we are doing celebration evening! -- Let's call it a night!
Beautiful celebration evening! -- Have a nice evening!
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An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
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A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.
Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!
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When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.
Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even
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