How people in Northern Ireland refer to the wonderful littlecountry that we live in. Made famous by the Kop at Windsor Park during home internationals.
Here mate, I was on haliday in Spain and ran into these fit birds from back home. They were so excited to see someone from Norn Iron they sucked me off there and then.
Home to unionist pricks, IRA bomb sites and English army murder sites. also is fucking bullshit. Only go there to tell people that are protestants they are Irish.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"