by Ronald Regan February 15, 2005
Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.
by Coron January 31, 2006
Lead vocal for Treble Charger
Also vocals, guitar, keyboards.
Kicked two people out of the band.
Morris Palter and Bill Priddle.
Great songs. Also manages Sum 41.
Also vocals, guitar, keyboards.
Kicked two people out of the band.
Morris Palter and Bill Priddle.
Great songs. Also manages Sum 41.
by WK Coke can February 25, 2004
by joe ben-avie December 15, 2005
by OnewhoisnotG December 11, 2003
Nori the Pirate God is the legend that has grown from a young man from the Colorado Front Range. It has grown to mean someone with great abilities or great wit. Talents in creative areas are especially attributed with the title of Norian. He has been compared in fictional greatness to the likes of Chuck Norris, Mike Ditka, even Stevie Ray Vaughan. Nori the Pirate God was a legendary land pirate and will be remembered for his drinking, love of music and film, and his nack with members of the canine family.
He is also known as an activist. He never took shit from anyone or took anything sitting down. He'd always stand up for his beliefs.
He is also known as an activist. He never took shit from anyone or took anything sitting down. He'd always stand up for his beliefs.
by Nori the Pirate May 31, 2007
by Jacky8888 November 7, 2013