Nong Nong

A retarded (or severe brain injury) first nations person that is indigenous to any land, who has never been in civilization or seen white people before

As were driving down past the canal we could see the Nong nong sitting on the bank of the river, urinating in his own mouth while the rest of the tribe threw rocks at him, making him the village idiot.

by Annikins November 20, 2023

Nong-nong

Childhood substitute insult for butt-head if you'd get in trouble for saying that.

"Stupid-head Dumb-head Nong-nong"

by Clarkinstein September 8, 2006

Nong-nong

Random insult used by children.

"Stupid-head Dumb-head Nong-nong"

by Clarkinstein September 8, 2006

Nong-Nong (农-农)

Describes a person who is adorable, hot and has the best killer smile

Wow he's definitely a nong-nong (农-农)

by taehyungswife March 16, 2018

nong head

Slang for the word "nong". Also meaning idiot/stupid etc

"You are such a nong head!"

by kool_kimbo September 13, 2006

nong wrapper

A nong wrapper is often identified as a slippery piece of clothing that goes on the male genitals. In Australian slang a nong wrapper is a condom

"come on baby stick it in me"
"just wait a sec i need to put on my nong wrapper"

by BlackishPanda December 23, 2015

nong

in Australian slang, nong is used as a pretty mild and/or endearing insult. a bit of a twit, or idiot. nothing too mean or horrid is meant by calling someone a nong.

hey mate, you put your trackie-daks on inside-out, ya silly nong!

by periwinkle January 12, 2005