nonce

a boy

a wanna kiss that nonce

by uheuphoria August 8, 2021

Nonce

A slang term for a pedophile. A very common name for a Nonce is sam, AKA Float Nonce.

Oi float nonce

by Float Nonce August 28, 2020

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 18, 2022

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 18, 2021

swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

bingo the nonce

one who penerates mens rectums on an hourly basis. he can only get erect from a thrashing by a shit filled sock

bingo the nonce has been spotted down the gents toilets AGAIN..........

by timmy slayer January 29, 2015