alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the mythalexander james nonce westcott
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 28, 2022
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stroaky nonce

fuck off you stroaky nonce
by top_shagger February 25, 2021
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Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce
by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021
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Turbo Nonce

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce
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Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting
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Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.
Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.
by Rl23 June 06, 2023
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