nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Excercise

NONCE

Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.

by ads July 27, 2004

nonce

A guy who roams the streets looking fir children.

For example pennywise is a big fat nonce

by OI BLUD! December 08, 2017

nonce

a deviant, a sex offender;
from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise

'Oy , Glitter ! You're a nonce, you are !'

'Five measly quid - Five quid ? Is that all ? You're a nonce, Hill... a Nonce !' - Little Orphan Boy to Harry Hill on The Harry Hill Show, 1996

by wiseninja April 02, 2006

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 08, 2005

nonce

British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.

Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.

by VA-Flans February 25, 2009

nonce

a paedophile or child molester

Charlie's a right nonce.

yeah, absolute pifter him.

by wangwanpifting November 25, 2019