No. 2

Slang for testicles, derived from a piece of artwork created by Jackson Pollack

No. 2 - Pollack - Bollocks

My No. 2 swung over her as I created another Pollack masterpiece on her face.

by libertineclash May 24, 2008

National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight

dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.

by Badbitch689 October 21, 2019

no u times 2

The only way to defeat some that says "no u"

you: ur mum gay lol
tom: no u
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
you: wait....
crowd:....
tom:...
you:...no u times 2
everyone within a 100 mile radius: *dies*

by I lik dog May 11, 2018

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

No nut november pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.

If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.

I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

by Now Nut December November 11, 2019

Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!

So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022

Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server

An expression of an extreme lack of interest

Person 1: My grandma just died and I have to go to her funeral, can you do my homework?
Person 2: Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server
Person 1: Bruh

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022