The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day
Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 18, 2020
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It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
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The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.
Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
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You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month
Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020
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Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin DoverHey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
by Brady31 November 8, 2018
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