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MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN! 

Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse

The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
*Peers into room*

5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

Spack No.3 

Spack No.3 is the brother of Spack No.1 (the leader of all Spacks) and is a handsome looking ginger guy who once had his Warzone death chat clipped by fellow Warzone player 'Legendhuckerby'.

Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)

Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)

Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
So, as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.3. Without the creation of this amazing ginger dude, the Spack thing may not be a thing now.
Spack No.3 by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 

the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.

composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff
Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.

what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!

No scope 360 

When you do a no scope ( a kill in a first person shooter where you use no sights or scopes) and you do a 360 rotation while you do it. I think a no scope 360 is complete luck. This is usualy used in memes that you will find on the internet
Mlg : dude, holy shit I made a No scope 360 in COD
No scope 360 by MCslendy February 18, 2015

No Nut 365 

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.
"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."
No Nut 365 by Deorven December 3, 2020

double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang 

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind