Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

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"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 13, 2019

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 21, 2022

bro from a different walmart

Another way to describe a friend

me and my bro from a different walmart played minecraft last night

by computernerd2222 April 16, 2020

Trampoline Bro

An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.

Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.

by oooooofff January 16, 2018

BONGI bro

When your name is mispronounced and so is another kids name you call each other BONGI broes

Your my BONGI bro

by The BONGI bro May 15, 2021

tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts

Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence

by urban dictionary bitch July 10, 2018

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023