by SheRises January 22, 2020
The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
by The P&P May 17, 2013
A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 August 30, 2015
He is a heemer that only knows one way, the jit savage way. He’s quick to check the stats and owns that big dick energy squad ya’ll hear about all the time.
by Jit Savage Heemer November 16, 2020
An overly confident dude with a Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) degree.
Whilst the STEM bro is well-versed in all matters related to investment and performance nutrition, his understanding of all things politics, sociology, arts and culture is sorely lacking. A STEM bro's views on society are often a mere and never-to-be-questioned reflection of his privilege, which he is naturally unaware of.
His confidence carries out to all possible conversation topics, even those he knows nothing about. He is also prone to making obnoxious references to his earning potential.
Whilst the STEM bro is well-versed in all matters related to investment and performance nutrition, his understanding of all things politics, sociology, arts and culture is sorely lacking. A STEM bro's views on society are often a mere and never-to-be-questioned reflection of his privilege, which he is naturally unaware of.
His confidence carries out to all possible conversation topics, even those he knows nothing about. He is also prone to making obnoxious references to his earning potential.
This guy just wouldn't hear it when I told him his cringy fetish for a particular racial type women was socially contructed and rooted in colonial stereotypes. He was just such a STEM bro.
Marcia's new boyfriend is cute and all, but he's kind of a STEM bro so don't expect riveting conversation about Roe Vs Wade.
Marcia's new boyfriend is cute and all, but he's kind of a STEM bro so don't expect riveting conversation about Roe Vs Wade.
by egggn May 19, 2023
Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 13, 2019