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Dick City Ninja 

Verb: A term used to describe the act of stealthily leaving a party or social gathering that has a high number of males, compared to females (ie; Sausagefest). This is done without saying goodbye or informing anyone in attendance that you are leaving. Thus, nobody knowing what happened to you or where you went.

Noun: This word can also be used to describe the person who partakes in the above behavior.

You can be a "Dick City Ninja" or you can engage in "Dick City Ninja-ing".

Note: Part of the skill, in this fine art is that your friends must be unaware of your exit, as well as the random people at the gathering. This tactic is mainly done by seasoned party veterans that understand that they are most likely NOT going to be getting any action because the ratio of females-to-males is at an unsatisfactory level. And, a Dick City Ninja also understands that hanging around begging for scraps is sad and pathetic. Dick City Ninjas are men of standards and honor. And it is very satisfying to chuckle and think about all the pathetic losers (Your friends probably) that are putting on there best show to impress the few "most-likely" mediocre women/barflies. It is a great laugh when the following day your friends call/text, to see if you are still alive.
Verb Example:

Guy #1: "Hey, what happened to you last night when we got to the After-Bar Party? You disappeared. There were so many people there, it was a blast!"

Dick City Ninja: "Really!? Thats funny, because when I walked in I saw 2 girls and about 20 guys. So, I Dick City Ninjaed out of there, and went home to drink beer, and do something that wasn't a complete waste of time!"

Guy #1: "What do you mean!? There were at least 5 girls there!"

Dick City Ninja: "Did you get any action?"

Guy #1: "Uhhh...well not really. All the other guys were all over them and I didn't get a chance to make a move, and by that point in the night, the girls were all a sloppy mess anyway."

Dick City Ninja: "Oh Boy! I really regret my decision then. Sounds like it really WAS a blast!"

Guy #1: "You are a dick."

Dick City Ninja: "Haha."

Noun Example:

Guy #1: "Man, I don't like going to parties with John anymore!

Guy #2: "Really? Why not?"

Guy #1: "Because, he is a Dick City Ninja."

Guy #2: "Sounds like you go to some really lame parties then!"

John: "He does! They are complete sausagefests!"

Guy #1: "I hate you."

City Ninja 

WWWWWWWAAAAAAAATCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH OUT!!!! a City Ninja is here!!!!!!!!!!!!
City Ninja by Michael Baier February 6, 2010

Ninjocity 

n., the overall sum of one's skills, experience, and proficiency in the ninja arts, including but not limited to, style, weapons mastery, and ancient ninja majicks.
His ninjocity is unrivaled in all the world.
Ninjocity by William Wulph March 11, 2009

Ninjality 

Proof of one being a ninja, or proof of ninjaness.
This can be done by a photo of you as a ninja(face cant be fully shown, and camra man must die), giving a piece of knolage known only by ninjas, or disapearing like a ninja.
Failure to prove ones Ninjality will resualt in death or the title of a wannabee ninja... which is equal to death... only a ninja may ask for proof of Ninjality....

{note} a Quazi Ninja may ask for proof of Ninjality as well
Ninja: do you have proof of Ninjality?
ninja wannabee: what ality?
Ninja: ~has now decapated wannabee~
Ninjality by Kuronin July 9, 2007

ninjicity 

Noun: 1) The degree of someone's ninja skills. A person's level of ability to act as the ninja.
2) To fool by acts of stealth and deception
Three more knife kills will put my ninjicity through the roof!
The rabbit often uses his ninjicity to get the trix, yet his efforts usually go unrewarded.
ninjicity by Steven Grier November 30, 2007
adj. to have the attributes and characteristics of a ninja.
First used in the primal circles of the ninja clans to describe the measurement of a ninjas ability to do ninja like things.
He had so much ninjacity that the pirate never even saw his death coming.

He killed that man with so much ninjacity that his head splattered across the entire room.
ninjacity by Jon Schroeder October 23, 2007
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