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A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.
"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"
by Coolstorybro7 July 08, 2017
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