nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

by Coolstorybro7 July 08, 2017

Nick and Dick

It's like netflix and chill but a spinoff of the cards against humanity card get naked and watch Nickelodeon. For anyone who still watches Nick but can still get some.

Person 1: Wanna netlfix and chill?
Person 2: Nah let's get stoned and then Nick and Dick.
Person 1: Hell yeah!

by PersonalWhore May 01, 2016

vape nick suck dick

old meme that died eventually

Mom: Son have you cleaned the dishes?
Son: vape nick suck dick
Mom: Get the fuck out of my house right now im calling joe
Son: Joe who?

by nickvaper June 05, 2021

Nick's Dick

Weak ass dick game. Like the worst dick you've ever had. Sex game straight weak.

Damn that guy was so bad in the bed, straight up was Nick's Dick.

by Sh4DoW665 November 27, 2017

nick’s dick

It is the biggest dick that any human has.

I like riding on Nick’s dick.

by Vans sk8 high December 20, 2017

nick dick

One of the only small empty vacant places in the universe.
Occasionaly, mistaken as a myth.

Dude, you have a nicks dick!!
Atoms are to massive where in nick dick

by Rob Roznowski July 10, 2006

nick dick

when ur dick is small cuz ur nick

got another nick dick last night

by 80 Carnage Caney February 20, 2019