nick’s dick

It is the biggest dick that any human has.

I like riding on Nick’s dick.

by Vans sk8 high December 20, 2017

Nick's Dick

Weak ass dick game. Like the worst dick you've ever had. Sex game straight weak.

Damn that guy was so bad in the bed, straight up was Nick's Dick.

by Sh4DoW665 November 27, 2017

nick dick

One of the only small empty vacant places in the universe.
Occasionaly, mistaken as a myth.

Dude, you have a nicks dick!!
Atoms are to massive where in nick dick

by Rob Roznowski July 10, 2006

nick dick

when ur dick is small cuz ur nick

got another nick dick last night

by 80 Carnage Caney February 20, 2019

Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot December 29, 2007

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 1, 2011

nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017