Newt's Gingrich 

1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.

2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.

1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.

2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.

Newt's Gingrich by General Johnnyboy July 28, 2012

newt's pretty cute 

a response to somebody asking if you're gay/bi/lesbian/etc. usually use if you are gay/bi/lesbian/etc.

person 1:dude are you actually (insert member of LGBTQ+ community name)
person 2: hey newt's pretty cute

newt's pretty cute by Pheonix272008 March 3, 2021

Ned's Newt 

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

Ned's Newt by midfag June 25, 2018

Newt Scamander 

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

Newt Scamander by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

newt saw

1.the guch; the space between your balls and your crack
2.Former name of a band that i am friends with, now called "on the rocks"

dude #1: dude, my newt saw is sweaty
dude #2: too much info bro

newt saw by nunya fuckin bussiness December 17, 2003

newt shot 

An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.

He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.

newt shot by Pansy Parkinson-Pratt February 18, 2021

Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster) 

SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

Person 1: Omg have you seen Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)
Person 2: Yessss he is one SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster) by Newt Fannnn March 27, 2021