netflix and cuddle

When you wanna netflix and chill but your girl is on her period so you gotta netflix and cuddle but congrats bro she isn't pregnant

Jordan:hey babe wanna netflix and chill today?
Stacey: I'm on my period boo we can Netflix and cuddle instead

Jordan: damn okay, at least you aren't pregnant

netflix and cuddle by Sublimesoul October 3, 2015

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netflix and cuddle

A synonym for Netflix and Chill which is used to get someone to come over and "cuddle" but you probably won't be watching Netflix or cuddling.

Boy: "Hey you wanna come over to watch Netflix and cuddle on Saturday?"

Girl: "Do you mean Netflix and Chill? Because I'm not into that."

Boy: "No! Of course not! I just want you to come over so we can cuddle."

Girl: "Alright, I'll come over Saturday."

Boy: "Okay, bring condoms."

Girl: "What?"

Boy: "Nothing. See you Saturday."

netflix and cuddle by emily237 November 3, 2015

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Netflix and Cuddle

When you go over to your boyfriend/girlfriends house to ONLY watch Netflix and cuddle. NO SEX.

Me and Madison are going to Netflix and cuddle since she’s on her period.

Netflix and Cuddle by anonymous October 29, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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